Violet Wand

I was recently introced to a Violet wand. Do you know what that is? It’s this rocket shaped eletric shocker type device that you use to umm… shock yourself or your lovely.

I guess it is the sexual kin to the lightening globe. Remember those, they were popular in the 80’s, made your hair really staticy. Except those didn’t actually shock you, those are like Disney Land compared to this. All those little contraptions and extras are interchangeable for a different painful/europhic experience. Sex and pain for those who like that sort of thing.

Not that I’ve ever tried that. I mean the 5 seconds where he ran the various parts along my arm were interesting and gave me some ideas. But then again I was pretty drunk.